Read my publications at https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com
MEDIUM (April 30, 2024), "Possible Amazon Fulfillment Center Recruitment Posters Targeting Boomers and What They Really Mean," https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/possible-amazon-fulfillment-center-recruitment-posters-targeting-boomers-and-what-they-really-mean-2e03943ab015
THE HAVEN (April 2, 2024), "I'm Ralphie's Bunny Suit from A Christmas Story and I Get No Respect," https://medium.com/the-haven/im-ralphie-s-bunny-suit-from-a-christmas-story-and-i-get-no-respect-6a86ccba1d44
MEDIUM, "A Field Guide to Climate Change Deniers and Other Anti-Environmentalists," September 10, 2021, https://medium.com/search?q=a-field-guide-to-climate-change-deniers AND
"Choices Burger Palace: A Create-Your-Own-Dining Experience Where the Choices Never End...," on Medium, November 21, 2023, https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/choices-burger-palace-a-create-your-own-dining-experience-where-the-choices-never-end-2de27697584a
THE HAVEN (September 27, 2023), "Here's What High Achievers Can Do With That Extra Hour They Gain When We Fall Back in November," https://medium.com/the-haven/heres-what-high-achievers-can-do-with-that-extra-hour-they-gain-when-we-fall-back-in-november-f473a6095a00
GREENER PASTURES MAGAZINE (September 15, 2023), "The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse: A Kinder, Gentler America," https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/the-benefits-of-an-impending-zombie-apocalypse-ecbb1eccaaa9
THE STOPGAP (August 31, 2023), "Letter From a New York Chef," https://www.thestopgap.net/letter-from-a-new-york-chef/ AND
https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/letter-from-a-new-york-chef-98066a03d940
GREENER PASTURES MAGAZINE (August 1, 2023), "A Letter to Earthlings From the UFO Commander Who Wants Their Abducted Robot Vacuum Cleaners Back," https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/a-letter-to-earthlings-from-the-ufo-commander-who-wants-their-abducted-robot-vacuum-cleaners-back-59f6a06b6867
FRAZZLED (September 2021), "Things I, Your Helicopter Parent Will Not Let You Do Because They Could Be Harmful For You and Make Me Look Bad," https://medium.com/frazzled/things-i-your-helicopter-parent-will-not-let-you-do-because-they-could-be-harmful-to-you-and-make-4c387e61084a
THE BELLADONNA COMEDY (June 18, 2021), "Rapunzel Lets Down Her Hair: Why She Won't Do Hair Anymore," https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/rapunzel-lets-down-her-hair-why-she-wont-do-hair-anymore-849c5cf3e50b
GREENER PASTURES MAGAZINE (July 23, 2021), "Why Landfills Are Good For Kids and How to Build One in Your Back Yard 100% Safe (and FUN) Guaranteed," https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/why-landfills-are-good-for-kids-and-how-to-build-one-in-your-back-yard-be91bf6f391d
THE HAVEN (September 14, 2021), "He Can't Read My Poker Face -- Life Lessons from Playing Poker with the Boys," https://medium.com/the-haven/he-cant-read-my-poker-face-life-lessons-from-playing-poker-with-the-boys-e44547e498bd AND https://thesyndromemag.com/read-my-poker-face-life-lessons-from-playing-poker-with-boys/
THE SYNDROME MAGAZINE (August 15, 2019), "Why You Should Swipe Right on a Buddhist Monk," https://thesyndromemag.com/why-you-should-swipe-right-on-a-buddhist-monk/
MEDIUM (June 17, 2021), "An Open Letter of Apology to My Fellow Drivers: From Brooklyn's Worst," https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/an-open-letter-of-apology-to-my-fellow-drivers-from-Brooklyns-worst-7c450e8bc0ee
MEDIUM (August 12, 2024), "Crap I Found While Cleaning Out My Closets During Covid Quarantine," https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/crap-i-found-while-cleaning-out-my-closets-during-covid-quarantine-cda6e1159382
MEDIUM (July 7, 2024), "Top Ten Ways to Get Your Play Produced on Broadway," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/top-ten-ways-to-get-your-play-produced-in-new-york-7202c41aeb57
MEDIUM (May 25, 2024), "IVANKA'S SWEATSHOP: A COMEDY SKETCH," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/ivankas-sweatshop-a-comedy-sketch-ca2ed514a2fc
MEDIUM (July 11, 2024), "Speed Dating Clown Ahead," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/speed-dating-clown-ahead-87df17ed8360
MEDIUM (May 25, 2024), "Poker Buddies: A Texas Hold'em Comedy Sketch," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/poker-buddies-a-texas-holdem-comedy-sketch-cc70b3a83d41
MEDIUM (July 8, 2024), "What Americans Really Did with Their Pandemic Stimulus Checks," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/what-americans-really-did-with-their-pandemic-stimulus-checks-55f193f2df25
MEDIUM (May 25, 2024), "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CLEANING SERVICE: A COMEDY SKETCH," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/zombie-apocalypse-cleaning-service-a-comedy-sketch-6638370c81d0
MEDIUM (May 24, 2024), "A Roundup of Natural Skin Care Products That Sound Disgusting But Promise To Change Your Life Forever," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/a-roundup-of-natural-skin-care-products-that-sound-disgusting-but-promise-to-change-your-life-862e2d6db93f
MEDIUM (May 23, 2024), "Reimagined Classic Board Games for Modern Players Who Need a Reality Check," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/reimagined-classic-board-games-for-boomers-who-need-a-reality-check-a4383273202d
MEDIUM (May 22, 2024), "Slug City: A Gardening Love Story," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/slug-city-9bab970b93f1
(Winner of the 2017 Mona Schreiber Prize for Humorous Fiction and Nonfiction)