Read my publications at https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com
"Veteran Hacks Comic Deborah Vance Skewers Her Namesake JD Vance in Late Night Monologue," October 2, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/veteran-hacks-comic-deborah-vance-skewers-her-namesake-jd-vance-in-late-night-monologue-9c6d99a30f9a
"Dee Ann Draper, Survivalist: A Lecture to the Wrong Group," July 5, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/dee-ann-draper-survivalist-9ad9ccd2e952
"A Satirical Field Guide to Climate Change Deniers & Anti-Environmentalist Species." September 10, 2021, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/a-field-guide-to-climate-change-deniers-and-other-anti-environmentalists-798bb942ba2d
"Holidays and Events I, Donald J. Trump, Am Canceling and Why," September 23, 2025, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/trump-canceling-holidays-0afd15263253
"Our Amps Only Go To 7 Now: An Imagined Spinal Tap II Interview," September 15, 2025, https://debbielmiller.medium.com/our-amps-only-go-to-7-now-an-imagined-spinal-tap-ii-interview-b1420c64c1ef
"Signs You're A Geriatric Millennial," September 12, 2025, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/signs-youre-a-geriatric-millennial-a2a8f6e436ae
"Amazon Fulfillment Center Recruitment Posters Targeting Retirees: What They Really Mean," November 19, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/possible-amazon-fulfillment-center-recruitment-posters-targeting-boomers-and-what-they-really-mean-2e03943ab015
THE BELLADONNA COMEDY, "Cookie Monster Explains Why He's Qualified for Senior Advisor and Cookie Czar to Donald Trump, December 12, 2024,
THE HAVEN, "I'm Ralphie's Bunny Suit From "A Christmas Story" and I Get No Respect," Octtober 14, 2024, https://medium.com/the-haven/im-ralphie-s-bunny-suit-from-a-christmas-story-and-I-get-no-respect-6a86ccba1d44
"I Celtic Warrior Goddess Morrigan, Am in Love with You, Fleabag Hot Priest," October 2, 2024, https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/i-celtic-warrior-goddess-morrigan-am-in-love-with-you-fleabag-hot-priest-b5fecf80fa2e
"The Real Reason I, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America, Am Defunding Libraries: Ugly Women," July 25, 2025, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/photo-by-trnava-university-on-unsplash-0da17311fcb0
"Hacks" Comic Deborah Vance Sets the Record Straight on Her Namesake JD Vance: A Q&A," Medium, October 2, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/comic-deborah-vance-sets-the-record-straight-on-her-namesake-jd-vance-793e2b27380a
"Choices Burger Palace: A Create-Your-Own-Dining Experience Where the Choices Never End...," November 21, 2023, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/choices-burger-palace-a-create-your-own-dining-experience-where-the-choices-never-end-2de27697584a
THE HAVEN, "Here's What High Achievers Can Do With That Extra Hour They Gain When We Fall Back in November," September 27, 2023, https://medium.com/the-haven/heres-what-high-achievers-can-do-with-that-extra-hour-they-gain-when-we-fall-back-in-november-f473a6095a00
GREENER PASTURES MAGAZINE, "The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse: A Kinder, Gentler America," September 15, 2023, https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/the-benefits-of-an-impending-zombie-apocalypse-ecbb1eccaaa9
"Letter From a New York Chef," August 31, 2023, https://thestopgap.net/letter-from-a-new-york-chef/
GREENER PASTURES MAGAZINE, "A Letter to Earthlings From the UFO Commander Who Wants Their Abducted Robot Vacuum Cleaners Back," August 1, 2023, https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/a-letter-to-earthlings-from-the-ufo-commander-who-wants-their-abducted-robot-vacuum-cleaners-back-59f6a06b6867
FRAZZLED, "Things I, Your Helicopter Parent Will Not Let You Do Because They Could Be Harmful For You and Make Me Look Bad," September 30, 2021 https://medium.com/frazzled/things-i-your-helicopter-parent-will-not-let-you-do-because-they-could-be-harmful-to-you-and-make-4c387e61084a
THE BELLADONNA COMEDY, "Rapunzel Lets Down Her Hair: Why She Won't Do Hair Anymore," June 18, 2021, https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/rapunzel-lets-down-her-hair-why-she-wont-do-hair-anymore-849c5cf3e50b
GREENER PASTURES MAGAZINE, "Why Landfills Are Good For Kids and How to Build One in Your Back Yard 100% Safe (and FUN) Guaranteed," July 23, 2021, https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/why-landfills-are-good-for-kids-and-how-to-build-one-in-your-back-yard-be91bf6f391d
THE HAVEN, "He Can't Read My Poker Face -- Life Lessons from Playing Poker with the Boys," September 14, 2021, https://medium.com/the-haven/he-cant-read-my-poker-face-life-lessons-from-playing-poker-with-the-boys-e44547e498bd AND https://thesyndromemag.com/read-my-poker-face-life-lessons-from-playing-poker-with-boys/
THE SYNDROME MAGAZINE, "Why You Should Swipe Right on a Buddhist Monk," August 15, 2019, https://thesyndromemag.com/why-you-should-swipe-right-on-a-buddhist-monk/ AND
https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/why-you-should-swipe-right-on-a-buddhist-monk-f9ed1d4615d3
"An Open Letter of Apology to My Fellow Drivers: From Brooklyn's Worst," June 17, 2021, https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/an-open-letter-of-apology-to-my-fellow-drivers-from-Brooklyns-worst-7c450e8bc0ee
"Crap I Found While Cleaning Out My Closets During Covid Quarantine," August 12, 2024, https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/crap-i-found-while-cleaning-out-my-closets-during-covid-quarantine-cda6e1159382
"Top Ten Ways to Get Your Play Produced on Broadway," July 7, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/top-ten-ways-to-get-your-play-produced-in-new-york-7202c41aeb57
"IVANKA'S SWEATSHOP: A COMEDY SKETCH," May 25, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/ivankas-sweatshop-a-comedy-sketch-ca2ed514a2fc
"Speed Dating Clown Ahead," July 11, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/speed-dating-clown-ahead-87df17ed8360
"Poker Buddies: A Texas Hold'em Comedy Sketch," May 25, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/poker-buddies-a-texas-holdem-comedy-sketch-cc70b3a83d41
"What Americans Really Did with Their Pandemic Stimulus Checks," July 8, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/what-americans-really-did-with-their-pandemic-stimulus-checks-55f193f2df25
"ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CLEANING SERVICE: A COMEDY SKETCH," May 25, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/zombie-apocalypse-cleaning-service-a-comedy-sketch-6638370c81d0
"A Roundup of Natural Skin Care Products That Sound Disgusting But Promise To Change Your Life Forever," May 24, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/a-roundup-of-natural-skin-care-products-that-sound-disgusting-but-promise-to-change-your-life-862e2d6db93f
"Reimagined Classic Board Games for Modern Players Who Need a Reality Check," May 23, 2024, https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/reimagined-classic-board-games-for-boomers-who-need-a-reality-check-a4383273202d
"Slug City: A Gardening Love Story," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/slug-city-a-gardening-love-story-2003c1a7cd24
(Winner of the 2017 Mona Schreiber Prize for Humorous Fiction and Nonfiction)
"Mermaids Are Calling: A Ten-Minute Play," April 14, 2025, https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/mermaids-are-calling-8ff412eeda5e