Read my publications at https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com
THE BELLADONNA COMEDY, "Cookie Monster Explains Why He's Qualified to Become Senior Advisor and Cookie Czar to Donald Trump," December 12, 2024, medium.com/thebelladonnacomedy/cookie-monster-explains-why-hes-qualified-to-become-senior-advisor-and-cookie-czar-to-donald-trump-69d002f478d4
MEDIUM, "I Celtic Warrior Goddess Morrigan, Am in Love with You, Fleabag Hot Priest," October 2, 2024.
MEDIUM, "Hacks" Comic Deborah Vance Sets the Record Straight on Her Namesake JD Vance: A Q&A," Medium, October 2, 2024.
MEDIUM, , "I Don't Know Squat About Football, But I've Been Asked to Give a Eulogy at This Guy's Wake," July 7, 2024
MEDIUM, "Choices Burger Palace: A Create-Your-Own-Dining Experience Where the Choices Never End...," November 21, 2023, https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/choices-burger-palace-a-create-your-own-dining-experience-where-the-choices-never-end-2de27697584a
THE HAVEN (September 27, 2023), "Here's What High Achievers Can Do With That Extra Hour They Gain When We Fall Back in November," https://medium.com/the-haven/heres-what-high-achievers-can-do-with-that-extra-hour-they-gain-when-we-fall-back-in-november-f473a6095a00
GREENER PASTURES MAGAZINE (September 15, 2023), "The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse: A Kinder, Gentler America," https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/the-benefits-of-an-impending-zombie-apocalypse-ecbb1eccaaa9
THE STOPGAP (August 31, 2023), "Letter From a New York Chef," https://www.thestopgap.net/letter-from-a-new-york-chef/ AND
https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/letter-from-a-new-york-chef-98066a03d940
GREENER PASTURES MAGAZINE (August 1, 2023), "A Letter to Earthlings From the UFO Commander Who Wants Their Abducted Robot Vacuum Cleaners Back," https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/a-letter-to-earthlings-from-the-ufo-commander-who-wants-their-abducted-robot-vacuum-cleaners-back-59f6a06b6867
FRAZZLED (September 2021), "Things I, Your Helicopter Parent Will Not Let You Do Because They Could Be Harmful For You and Make Me Look Bad," https://medium.com/frazzled/things-i-your-helicopter-parent-will-not-let-you-do-because-they-could-be-harmful-to-you-and-make-4c387e61084a
THE BELLADONNA COMEDY (June 18, 2021), "Rapunzel Lets Down Her Hair: Why She Won't Do Hair Anymore," https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/rapunzel-lets-down-her-hair-why-she-wont-do-hair-anymore-849c5cf3e50b
GREENER PASTURES MAGAZINE (July 23, 2021), "Why Landfills Are Good For Kids and How to Build One in Your Back Yard 100% Safe (and FUN) Guaranteed," https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/why-landfills-are-good-for-kids-and-how-to-build-one-in-your-back-yard-be91bf6f391d
THE HAVEN (September 14, 2021), "He Can't Read My Poker Face -- Life Lessons from Playing Poker with the Boys," https://medium.com/the-haven/he-cant-read-my-poker-face-life-lessons-from-playing-poker-with-the-boys-e44547e498bd AND https://thesyndromemag.com/read-my-poker-face-life-lessons-from-playing-poker-with-boys/
THE SYNDROME MAGAZINE (August 15, 2019), "Why You Should Swipe Right on a Buddhist Monk," https://thesyndromemag.com/why-you-should-swipe-right-on-a-buddhist-monk/
MEDIUM (June 17, 2021), "An Open Letter of Apology to My Fellow Drivers: From Brooklyn's Worst," https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/an-open-letter-of-apology-to-my-fellow-drivers-from-Brooklyns-worst-7c450e8bc0ee
MEDIUM (August 12, 2024), "Crap I Found While Cleaning Out My Closets During Covid Quarantine," https://medium.com/@debbielynnmiller/crap-i-found-while-cleaning-out-my-closets-during-covid-quarantine-cda6e1159382
MEDIUM (July 7, 2024), "Top Ten Ways to Get Your Play Produced on Broadway," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/top-ten-ways-to-get-your-play-produced-in-new-york-7202c41aeb57
MEDIUM (May 25, 2024), "IVANKA'S SWEATSHOP: A COMEDY SKETCH," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/ivankas-sweatshop-a-comedy-sketch-ca2ed514a2fc
MEDIUM (July 11, 2024), "Speed Dating Clown Ahead," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/speed-dating-clown-ahead-87df17ed8360
MEDIUM (May 25, 2024), "Poker Buddies: A Texas Hold'em Comedy Sketch," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/poker-buddies-a-texas-holdem-comedy-sketch-cc70b3a83d41
MEDIUM (July 8, 2024), "What Americans Really Did with Their Pandemic Stimulus Checks," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/what-americans-really-did-with-their-pandemic-stimulus-checks-55f193f2df25
MEDIUM (May 25, 2024), "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CLEANING SERVICE: A COMEDY SKETCH," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/zombie-apocalypse-cleaning-service-a-comedy-sketch-6638370c81d0
MEDIUM (May 24, 2024), "A Roundup of Natural Skin Care Products That Sound Disgusting But Promise To Change Your Life Forever," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/a-roundup-of-natural-skin-care-products-that-sound-disgusting-but-promise-to-change-your-life-862e2d6db93f
MEDIUM (May 23, 2024), "Reimagined Classic Board Games for Modern Players Who Need a Reality Check," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/reimagined-classic-board-games-for-boomers-who-need-a-reality-check-a4383273202d
MEDIUM (May 22, 2024), "Slug City: A Gardening Love Story," https://debbielynnmiller.medium.com/slug-city-9bab970b93f1
(Winner of the 2017 Mona Schreiber Prize for Humorous Fiction and Nonfiction)